š¤Æ Lets bake some crazy ideas so people know they are not the only one going crazy
Proudly contributing to GitHub's storage crisis with code so experimental, even I don't trust it.
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My Brain After Reading This Repoā¦
Don't worry, the dev is still debugging.
Trophies
- š Commit Addict (Has committed more times than they've showered this week).
- ā” Spacetime Bug (Can break code faster than they can write it).
- š” Idea Machine (Ideas are great, execution is a whole different story).
- š§āāļø Legendary Coder (Can make `hello world` run on a toaster).
About Me
- āļø Most projects are experimentsā¦ some work, some break spectacularly
- šØāš» Writes code at 3AM, spends the next day fixing what āpast meā thought was genius
- š¾ Half coder, half chaos architect
- š Life motto: āIf it compiles, ship it. If it doesnāt, also ship it.ā
- š§Ŗ Most of my projects are just therapy sessions disguised as repositories
š Current Madness
- š Learning new frameworks faster than I forget old ones
- š¤ Automating things that would take less time to just do manually
- š³ Putting everything in Docker because it makes me feel like a hacker
- āļø Pretending to understand blockchain while googling āwhat is a nonce?ā
Some highlights from the museum of chaos
Annoy Users
Python script that once executed, will eat RAM and drink Storage....
Backend Development API
This is a practice project to learn more about creating and managing APIs
Re-Chain
Blockchain based medical health record keeper...
Connect
connect website - A landing page made with html, bootstrap and CSS
CSV Viewer
CSV Viewer - A simple web app that allows you to view CSV Files.
Face Recognition System
A face recognition system...
Sailpoint ISC Workflow Helper
Focused on increasing sailpoint identitynow's capability...
NFT Commerce
Frontend Implementation of Sterling Store...
Personal Journal
Personal Journal Developed for daily use...
š Tech Stack
- JavaScript ā The language of the wild west web
- Python ā My first language, I think?
- HTML & CSS ā The building blocks of my madness
- C++ ā It's complicated
- PHP ā My backend buddy, when it's not on fire
- Solidity ā Pretending to build on the blockchain
- SQL ā Where all my secrets are kept
š GitHub Stats
These stats are totally fake, because I'm too busy debugging to update them.
CoffeeTea Consumed: ā- Total Commits: 999+ (Mostly because I forgot to `git commit` for a month).
- Long-term projects: 3 (One is a glorified to-do list).
- Hours spent debugging: 42 (That's a rough estimate for this morning alone).
- Stack Overflow tabs: ā (They're my favorite browser feature).
ā Support the Madness
If my code made you laugh, cry, or seriously reconsider your life choices:
āØ Remember: behind every bug, thereās a developer pretending itās a feature.
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